What an unfortunate predicament you've found yourself in! After a mysterious shrinking spell, you've been subjected to weeks (or has it been months? surely by now you've lost track..) of torment for My amusement. Today, after a long workout, I've decided you're the perfect size to sponge up My sweaty armpits and feet. In this clip, I give you a harsh rub down with My favorite soap before subjecting you to thoroughly clean My sweatiest and hairiest body parts with just your tiny tongue and hands.