Come see how much I weigh now! To leave smaller me behind, I stuffed two four course meals earlier to be as bloated and fat for you as possible. I'm so hot wobbling and jiggling my fat, feeling new pressure from all the food you've helped me devour. Look what your efforts did to me. My neck is so bloated it constricts me and the top of my gut juts out like a shelf. I'm an absolute massive swine now and I'm hungry.
