Lucy is supposed to be my friend, but I can't understand why she gets so pissy when I borrow her car. Anyway when I return home the next morning from an amazing party, still feeling a bit spaced out from the night before, Lucy is there to confront me. So what if there's a few dents in her car, there's no need to get worked up about it now is there. We have a confrontation on the doorstep and before long Lucy is saying I've got to take my slutty outfit off if I want to come inside. My outfit might be a little relieving but hey it's no more slutty than Lucy wears all the time! Nothing for it I have to strip down to bra and panties but that's not good enough for her,apparently everything has to come off. So there I am as nature intended starkers ready for any curtain twitching neighbors to grab an eyeful! What a bitch Lucy is, she slams the door closed before I can run in. Now I have to run barefooted around to the back door with the driveway gravel painfully reminding me just how naked I am! Bet those nosy neighbors have their camera phones ready to catch me as I make a dash for it. Going to give that Lucy a piece of my mind when I finally get in!
