Goddess is pregnant and I make bringing life into the world look really good, as you can see. His sperm is gold, while yours is nothing but a disgusting mess. You do realize if no woman wants to fuck you, let alone procreate with you, your load is worthless, right? You're just a lonely hand humping loser with no one to spend your life with. How pathetic. This only leaves one option: eat your useless seed and send me the money you were going to spend on tissues. It's the only thing that makes sense! No one is ever going to want your cum, loser. Eat it and stroke to my beautiful pregnant belly, your new favorite fetish.
