If this is your tenth time watching this and you want to keep eating breakfast with me a fresh new experience, try listening to the song INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR while viewing this. Next try the Making Bacon Pancakes song, Breakfast At Tiffany's, or the Milk and Cereal song. THE FUN NEVER HAS TO END!!!!1 This just might be my most explicit video yet. Don't worry, no cows were harmed in the making of this -- it's almond milk.