Do I ever really feel bad for humiliating, bullying, and giving wedgies to losers like you? As if I would ever feel bad for something that is so deserved. Besides, I know you wimps love when I grab you by those whitey tighties and jerk you around, making your ass crack red and sore. Today I’m going to give you one of my famous atomic wedgies and finish you off with a special little cool down in the cold porcelain commode.