I'm here for the Jester interview, I really reallllllly need this job but you ask me if I can juggle and I say no. Can I sing? Urmmmmm no. Can I tell jokes? Hmmmm, not exactly.... but... well I did have one idea. Well, you've heard of jesters doing sword swallowing, right? How about if I show you my dildo swallowing skills instead. I could always be your private jester ;) (Lots of deep throat and sloppy drooling!)