Oh my god! I have missed hanging out with you so much! Why don't we see each other more? I mean, I know that we are both super busy with school and being in different classes makes things a little tricky, but seriously, I miss you. So what is new? Do you have a girlfriend? No!? I find that sort of surprising as you are so cute! You know, now that I think of it, I did hear a rumour that you turned down that crazy-hot chick from your biology class. Something about how she wanted you to go down on her, but you bailed. What's that about? Do you not like eating pussy? Wait! OMG! You've never eaten pussy before, have you!? Holy fuck! Don't lie to me - I can tell by the look on your face. Well, why didn't you just ask me? We have been friends forever and you know I'd do anything to help you out. So why don't I let you practice on me. Get down on your knees and I'll teach you how to lick my cunt. Just follow along while I show you how to pleasure my pussy. Of course, you are welcome to get your cock out and stroke along. I'd love for us to come together!