You catch up with your super slutty friend from high school. You haven’t seen her in a few months and she’s very VISUALLY pregnant, it’s obvious. She tells you she’s not pregnant and that she’s trying some birth control pill that gives her all these weird symptoms. She’s fatter than before, horny, her boobs got bigger, and she’s always hot. She even shows you that her boobs are leaking some strange liquid and still says she’s not pregnant. She says she wants to stay on the pill to keep getting cream pied and having unprotected sex.