It's that time of year again. The time of year you go and spoil the ones you love with gifts. I'm sure your wife is expecting something amazing this year. The thing is, she's not going to get it. Why would she? It's not like she makes you happy at all. It's not like she turns you on like I do. That's why this year, your wife is getting a gift from nothing other than the dollar store, and instead you're going to max out your credit card on me, since I'm the one who's made you happy all year. I'm the one who gives you an instant hard on. I'm the one who makes you cum, unlike your pathetic, ugly, flat chested wife. I've got the tits that drive you wild& keep you coming back for more. My tits own you, and that's why you're spoiling me for Christmas this year, and leaving your wife with nothing other than a cheap gift from the local dollar store.