You’ve heard rumors about a tiny little shop downtown. They say the owner is a witch who brews potions and casts spells for people who come to her for solutions to unsolvable problems. And you certainly have an unsolvable problem—you’re a sexless loser. No matter what you do to make yourself attractive and desirable, women still want nothing to do with you. You want to be irresistible to women. You want them to flock to you and fawn over you. So you visit the witch’s shop and summon up the courage to tell her your humiliating problem and ask for her help…