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You love dressing up in PPE don't you? Well, so do I, and I'm going to instruct you exactly how to do it, in readiness to be visited later this evening by someone who'll appreciate how you've dressed up for them! Firstly, I slip out of my dressing gown, and instruct you to get naked and put your hair up in a bun. Next, we put on the plastic cap and breathing mask and make sure its straps are pulled tight. What do we need next? Protective booties, of course! Let's make sure we both put them on correctly, followed by the gown, and two sets of protective gloves. Now, are you ready to get into bed and wait for your visitor? And you do understand that once you're dressed in your PPE ensemble, you're not allowed to remove any of it, even if you have to wait all night? Excellent!