It’s come to my attention that you don’t know who I am. I am Hela, Goddess of the Underworld and rightful ruler of Asgard. Now that Odin is gone and Thor and Loki are serving their punishment, I’m here to rule again. Your little armies won’t stop me. I’ve spent more years than you’ve been alive stuck in a prison of Odin’s creation. What was I doing with all that time? Improving my magic of course. Now you all will serve me, whether you want to or not. We’re going to revel in war and pleasure for the rest of time on Asgard. My armies will destroy my enemies and you will serve as my entertainment. You thought the parties on Asgard were debaucherous before? You have no idea. Entire cities will be ravaged with orgies under my rule. Participation is mandatory. My magic will compel you to fuck anyone and everyone I please. The consequences for trying to usurp my will are… serious. Prepare for a new age here on Asgard. War and pleasure will rule the land and I will rule you all. It’s time for a welcome change in the universe.
