So... What are your weekend plans? Jerking off all by yourself as always, I suppose? Muhahaha. Come on, admit it, you love it! No one knows how to touch you as well as you can touch yourself. Besides why go on dates and waste everyone's time? Just rub one off and you're guaranteed an orgasm! In fact why even bother? Masturbation can be so much more entertaining than going outside and be boring. Jerking off can be a real game! How about some edging, let's stroke your stiff horny cock nice and slow... Let's make cum everywhere and all over yourself, cum, cum, cum!
