It started off as you innocently worshipping my ass, paying my ass just to show how much you worship it. But I don’t feel so satisfied with how little you’ve sent so I’ve decided to put your entire life in jeopardy. If you don’t send more money, as much as I desire, everyone you ever known and loved will find out about your filthy secret. You know which secret I’m talking about…the one where you’re an A class loser behind closed doors. All it takes is one click of my finger….you wouldn’t want that, would you?