Okay, fine, since you wanted it so badly - pull out your cock and show it to me so I can properly inspect your ehm "goods". Are you joking? Where is it? Lol is that all you've got? You know you can't lie to us women anymore, we have started carrying rulers to hold you accountable! Ok, let's see.... I count two inches of cock in here and that's it? Ok, fine, we'll give you an extra credit for that pathetic half an inch. That's ridiculous. Didn't you know that a perfect cock should be 16 inches long, because I say so?! Hahahaha, it sounds like I'll have to punish your cock one way or another.... Spank, whip, spank that tiny useless cock!