It's a loser date night. What might that consist of? I think you know already loser. All alone by yourself. How fucking pathetic! I'm going to tell you all the things you WILL NOT be doing on a loser date night. And of course, I'll tell you what it's like to have a fun and interesting night out, for someone like me. I just love to throw it in your face how stupid your little life is and brag about how amazing it is for me, to be me.