As a vegan, I believe in improving our planet as much as possible. As a femdomme, I believe in improving men as much as possible. The former can be done by going green as often as possible. The latter can be achieved by teaching men how to be useful in a way that cuts down on our use of paper products. In this case, I've found a way for the women in your life to cut down on their toilet paper consumption by using your fetish to our advantage. You're such a little beta toilet bitch, you're going to love this. We're going to use you as a human bidet. You will use your mouth to clean up all the waste toilet paper usually would. Look, you're as hard as a toilet already! You LOVE the idea of wiping up all that brown muck with your mouth. Just wait 'til you hear what I have in mind after your training is complete... you're going to be dancing with glee. You're such a dirty fuck.