Awww, so you think you're in love do you? You found the 'woman of your dreams'... Pah! And that's even after she saw that skin tag you hide so effortlessly in your boy shorts? What? She told you that she's not just about the physical? That she loves you for all of you? However little the 'all' encompasses once we get in the trouser department? Faaark! I knew you were stupid and you believe all the girly magazines that you read for reassurance. "It's not just the size it's how you use it..." "Some women are just tighter down there..." Hahahahah! you dumb fuck! Keep telling yourself whatever you want to hear. Because I'm sure you realise without needing to be told that sex forher is an obligatory - and painlessly short - chore. You don't need me to tell you that she settled in a big way when she went for you! What's that thing they say? Oh yes, 'Short in the trouser department long in the wallet..." Ok yes you got me there. They don't say that. But I wish they would lol! She doesn't love you! And in fact right now she's probably shagging the next thing with a tasty cock. News flash... That ain't you!