4 MINS***Come on lemme see that belly...I bet it's not THAT bad! OMG! Wtf? It's so-JIGGLY!!! Why does it jiggle every time I poke it? Haha, I've never seen a big belly do that! And those stretch marks....were you pregnant or something? And those man tits! They jiggle too! Oh god, I can't do this. Maybe next time...just keep your shirt on! Hahahah!