SO I know you came to me today to help with a bit of a problem. I mean I'm a sex therapist and it's my job to fix these problems. So today we're going to help you. Your dick can't be that tiny, so let's see what we're working with. Get undressed for me. Okay, now where is it? Oh.. wow. Okay, well I guess we can work with that, you must be a grower not a shower! Let's get to work!