How could you be so fucking stupid? It's my 25th birthday, you didn't show up to my party for one, but secondly you didn't even spend over £200 on me? Ugh disgusting. I deserve way more than a loser boyfriend like you. You're so cheap and tacky, you even got the Stuart Weitzman heels on sale... whatever. No tasting my wet cherry flavoured lip gloss for you. It's okay because I'm going to fuck that guy you don't like, might even wear these shoes you bought. HA.