It's not quite over the river and through the woods, but you can venture over my curvy hills and into the valley of my firm ass for a yummy holiday treat. I'm in the kitchen, putting my special spin on turkey dinner. It doesn't matter if you're a "breast guy" or a "leg guy", there's plenty of me to go around! I add a lot of love to my recipes, and this turkey is going to get a stuffing it will never forget - thanks to my erect "baster"! And wait until you see the extra-special ingredient I add to my gravy! Trust me, once I get cooking, you'll definitely want to come back for a second helping!
