THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST CUSTOM VIDEO I EVER FILMED: I got these instructions and got down to it as soon as possible: "all filmed from the view of Sergeant major Tanya Kitty being told by Sergeant major Tanya : corporal Kitty you are on guard duty and no one is to enter or leave this place.. if anyone does make sure you call for me Kitty replies : yes sergeant major Tanya, I will guard this place with my life. Sergeant major Tanya : good I leave you now. 5 minutes later. (printed on screen ) Sergeant major Tanya enters the room again( camera) Kitty has fallen asle3p on the desk her face in her arm. Sergeant major Tanya yells at her : Corporal Kitty what the f*ck are you doing ! I have never met a more useless and lazy soldier like you. ("more swearing by Sergeant major Tanya") Sl3eping on the job !! what do you have to say for yourself ? Kitty says: I'm so sorry sergeant major Tanya ,I was just meditating , this won't happen again. Sergeant major Tanya : It shure won't happen again you are a disgr@ce to your uniform. Take it all off ! Kitty says with a crying voice : Yes but please don't yell at me. Sergeant major Tanya : strip , you childish lazy bitch. She strips ; taking things easy and slow. until her bra. And stops. Sergeant major Tanya: Take the bra off too. I can't believe you are not even suited as a stripper. Kitty takes off her bra Sergeant major Tanya : Now sweep the floor.. I should have kicked you out of here this moment. Kitty says: No please , I wanted to be a soldier all my life. Sergeant major Tanya : Start sweeping bitch Kitty starts sweeping the floor."