Haha! I clocked you there virgin boi! Drooling all over my feet weren't you? Do you know why I call you a virgin? Well simply because you would rather have a pair of feet any day of the week. Doesn't matter how stinky or pongy those feet are! All you want is what's under these socks! And the reason I keep them in socks is so they can gather up a nice hum! Really get nice and sweaty and pongy and disgusting! After all that is what you deserve! More than you deserve if you ask me! If I could I would just chill out here and plonk these feet right down the back of your throat and giggle as you gargled all that cheesiness out of them! Trail little swirls around and enjoy your discomfort as the fluff billows around your face. Oh, but you caught a little loser boner! Not cool man... not cool