Hey, I have noticed you have such a busy day and I'm just the housekeeper here, but could I talk to you for a minute in private? Yeah, so it's regarding these strange, crusty stains that I can't seem to wash off... You wouldn't know anything about them, do you? I've been noticing a pattern of crusty stains in your laundry and bedsheets, but I'm no fool... You see me laboring all day through your laundry and dusting and I can't even catch a break?! Wtf! Have you thought how insulting your cum stains can be for others to clean up?! What an inconsiderate cummy jerk! Oh you say you can't stop? Well I'll help and tape your cock in place! And the I'll simply stuff one of your cum rags into your face and take you out like a pervy trash that you are! Ha ha!