Hello! Are you ready for your penis inspection? I know this is rare and different, but we do this to all students in this school every year. Get close, so I can measure your penis... wow is this ruler right? 2 inches? Ok..... maybe if you masturbate a bit and get it to grow a little I can get a better measurement.... ok you grew an inch, I guess that's not too bad.... do girls complain that you cannot please them? You are at high risk for having a horrible sexy life, let me give you some tips and advice on how to deal with your tiny organ... don't worry I'm a professional