Look at me.. I am a fat whale, and it's your fault! Yes it is! You sabotage my diet! How? Every night you bring me food from my favorite restaurants! You constantly tempt me by making me try new delicious and hearty dishes, you're always in the kitchen baking my favorite cakes.. I have no control, you know! When i'm in front of the food i like i lose all inhibitions and turn into a real pig! This failure is all your fault.. of course I am mad! And you know what happens when i'm nervous! I get hungry! Oh, I'm so hungry, but I'm also so fat.. I wanted to lose weight so you'd like me more, but you sabotaged me.. why? Oh? Are you serious? You like my fat belly? Is that why you keep feeding me so persistently? You know what.. we'll use the money from the gym membership to buy even more food. I want to be your perfect girlfriend, so.. I don't care about the diet. I don't want to lose weight anymore. I want to be perfect for you... a fat, perfect girlfriend!