It’s time for a hard but necessary truth: you’re broken. As a functioning happy healthy member of your community, you are completely shattered. You’re far past the point of trying to cobble yourself back together into something normal. You need an intervention. You need someone to step in and build you up anew, right from the very beginning. And you know what humans are when they’re brand-new, right? This audio-only clip uses gender-neutral language and is intended to help you slip into a relaxed little headspace with the encouragement of Step-Mommy.