In this world, I am older than you, and we grew up in the same household. The last time we spoke, you were telling me all about how stressful your adult life has been. I hate seeing you so stressed out and long for the days when I cared for you and made all your worries disappear. I know we can't go back in time, and neither of us are getting any younger... but then I realized, just because you're big doesn't mean you need to be a big boy. Not anymore!