i come home tipsy from the bar with a one night stand in tow. totally stoked to take a huge cock because its been so long. i strip down to my bra and panties and then i take your pants off and attempt to ride you. is it in? are you sure? i can't feel it. it won't stay in because it is too small. i am disgusted. you're pathetic. i jerk my pinkie finger off showing you how pathetic it is. i can't believe i tipsy my night on this. i call you a cab to get you out of here