In this video, you're my son, Riley. We're watching TV together. I notice you keep looking at me so I pause the show to ask you what you keep looking at. You finally tell me it's my boobs. You have been noticing my boobs more lately. What?? You're my son, you're not supposed to be noticing your moms boobs. Reluctantly, I show you my boobs. You ask me if you can touch them. I allow you to touch them for a few minutes. Embarrassed that I've allowed my son to touch my boobs, I run out of the room, leaving you there, hard as a rock!