So we've been dating for a couple of months now and I found you looking through my dirty laundry sniffing my all day panties so now I'm going to punish you and give you what you've been craving my stinky ass as I tell you to sniff up all my nasty farts in my tight blue jeans I've been suffering with stomach ache all day from all the gassy food you keep feeding me and I accidentally let out some wet farts can I make it to the bathroom well I'm taking you with me as I make you sit opposite me I let out some really nasty gas and I get angry as I can see you enjoying it and then it all clicks into place I've found out your secret