I bring you home after an amazing meal, the atmosphere is just right, I've put on some comfy sexy clothes so we can watch a movie, I lay down, Suddenly I start rubbing my tummy, theres a gas bubble, it feels huge! I know it's kinda gross but better out than in right? As the burping starts I ask you to pass me my soda and then the real burping starts. By the end I am desperately removing my top to try and let the gas out, lots of struggles, tummy rubs and big big burps! Will you choose to ask me on a second date?