Chop, chop, we're running so late to meet my parents! Gah, what are you up to again, gaming?! Wtf? I thought I told you to get ready an hour ago and you said "let me just finish this level and save the game"?! Ugh, I'm so tired of your excuses and your lazy, pathetic ass! This is how you look, gooning to porn, gaming and stroking your day away... If only there was a way to shrink your uncooperative ass, drop you inside my sexy sneaker and bring you along everywhere I go... If only there was a way, haha! You had no idea that I was a practicing witch, until I cast a spell that made you tinier and tinier. Now finally you're compact enough to do with as I please, haha!
