Our whole group of friends knows that I'm a sex worker. what not all of them know, however- is that you have a micropenis. Your best guy friend already confided in me that its really fucking small, and it makes sense- you've always been so shy and insecure around girls, despite the fact that you're super cute. POV you're calling to ask me for my "professional" opinion over FaceTime... I'm sympathetic, but genuinely shook by how microscopic your dick is. I try to give you my best advice, but there's only so much advice that can work with a dick THAT small.....