I got you a very special Christmas gift, bitch! My middle finger, gift wrapped in glossy red polish. You're not buying enough for me from my wish list so you're on my naughty list! So until you buy me more, fuck you. And even after you do, fuck you. You're an inferior little bitch, here to do nothing but please and serve me. Buying things pleases me, so do it! Maybe then I'll be nicer to you, but probably not