That’s a penis, really? That’s a penis. You’re kidding, right? That’s just a limp piece of flesh. And, oh My word … that’s it ‘hard’. It’s smaller than a tic tac! Touch yourself, go on. 5 strokes, or whatever you can manage. Go on. Stroke yourself five times. … wait, stop. On second thoughts, watching you touch yourself is hurting My eyes. So, I tell you what, you get two pumps of that pathetic thing, then it goes away for good. Ready?