My friends all told me that I shouldn't have a male roommate, but I told them that men are different these days... more civilized. I was wrong. All you do is stare at my legs in pantyhose. I wear these outfits for work, and you sit around waiting for me to pass through the living room on my way out the door, then you stay home and jerk off while thinking about my legs. It needs to end. I'm going to show off my legs and let you jerk off in front of me once, and then never again. You're going to end this madness and straighten up, or I'm kicking you out.