Custom: Will you humiliate my penis by talking about how penises (and balls) look silly, stupid, ugly, laughable, etc? Make fun of penises, how they look, and tease about how ridiculous guys look with them. Make me feel like the thing hanging between my legs looks silly and ugly and I should be embarrassed to have a penis. It's hilarious how guys look naked with their penises dangling between their legs and flopping around, it looks even more stupid if a guy is standing or walking around naked with a boner. More sph about flaccid penises and how silly, sad, and pathetic most guys look when their dick gets soft and shrinks to a little nub. It's hilarious that even if a guy has a normal sized dick, that if he's a "grower" he can have an embarrassing tiny penis while soft. Would also love if you would make fun about how the penis cums - about how embarrassing it is that guys squirt everywhere and make a mess.