I dunk my whole head under the water getting my hair nice and wet. Then I take a pair of pantyhose and put them over my wet hair and face. My wet hair sticks all around my face and head as the pantyhose distorts my face. I pull on the pantyhose, pulling it tight over my wet face, and it stretches out my face and nose. I pull up on the hose and my nose turns into a pig nose. My lips are squished into my face as I play by pulling the hose up and down. Then with the pantyhose still over my head, I go face down under the water a few times. I come up and pull on the now soaking pantyhose, distorting my face even more. My eyes are squished closed and my nose is bent in so many ways. My hair is a mess as its stuck in the hose and sticks to my skin. I play with my nose a little but I especially like to play with the hose and make a bunch of silly squished up faces. Then I keep the hose on and go under the water face up so you get a good view of my face in the hose in the water. I come up and pull even harder on the even wetter hose, stretching my face as I do. my cheeks are all smushed and my nose is squeezed into different shapes. my lips get pulled back exposing my teeth as I smile weirdly. I go under the water again a few times.