Hello there. My name is Doctor Snow. I’ve been alerted to your specific medical issue and brought in to administer your treatment. As I understand it, you’ve been a bit… clogged up. You haven’t been able to cum for quite some time. I’m sure you’re experiencing a severe case of blue balls. Yes, they do look swollen. Luckily I’m here to help. Now this treatment may be a little… intense. But I promise it will get you some results. I have these thin metal rods here, called sounds. I’m going to insert these into your urethra, and gently move them up and down to release the blockage. Don’t look so glum. It can be an entirely painless procedure. Unless of course, the blockage won’t move. Then we’ll have to move up to something with a little girth. Don’t worry, you’re in safe hands. Now take a deep breath.