You've come home from school and I've just received a telephone call from the headmistress herself, notifying me of your abysmal behaviour and of the punishment she gave you. Well, if you think I'm going to leave it at that, I'm afraid you'll be sorely mistaken. I'm furious that you'd drag the family into this sort of stunt, and I'm going to give you a severe paddling you'll never forget, over my knee. Wearing my beautiful wool sweater, black trousers and high heeled boots, I'm dressed for the no-nonsense paddling I'm about to give you. Because I care enough to discipline you when you need it!