Mean girl. Did you really think I'd ever fuck you? A boy? If you were a real man you'd be joining me for a smoke right now. See, I like black, tar-filled lungs - as dark as mine - on a guy. Your virgin, pink lungs do nothing for me aside from making me want to gag (and not in a good way). No. I'd never fuck a loser. I'm just not attracted to you. Now, if you were a smoker that might change. And I know at least you'll try. You love my rotten lungs and my curves, don't you? You wanna be inside my pretty pink cunt... So you'll put in the effort; the urge to fuck me is bigger than that stupid, boy-ish fear of yours towards cigarettes. Just know I won't settle for less than 100 packs. Smoke, destroy your lungs for me, and then maybe I'll look at you in a different light - a man, as per opposed to a loser x