You are my young neighbour, the last of your family. Everyone else has already been eaten by me and my family. Now it's your turn. You will be my test subject for a new recipe, one with stuffing. Yes, that means I will need to open you up and remove your insides. Normally, that would be very painful, but I have a potion to numb you and keep you alive. While we wait for the potion to kick in, I give you a cheesy handjob. Then, I open up your belly, stitch you back up, cover you in cheese and put you in my oven!