Ever dream of being My personal TP? Toilet paper is too generous of a word to give to the likes of your disgusting self. If you want to stick around Me, you will need to work 3 jobs, so that I can have My bull Jon-Jon move in with Me. He’s My personal trainer and everything you ever wish to be, but will never. We will lock you up in one of My oldest cages and stick you in the closet only to let you feed from Our waste…