Happy Christmas… to me! No one cares about you. I don’t really give a fuck about your Christmas. Just like every other time of the year it’s all about me. Only difference is, I expect you to spoil me extra hard. I always get every single thing I want on my wish list because I’m a goddess and it’s the job of weak losers like you to get me whatever I want. So, get on your knees, get your wallet out and listen to me tell you about what you’re going to do.