Dressed in my tight yoga pants, long boot socks and riding boots, I'm ready for a fun self-bondage session. First of all, I handcuff my wrists. But while I'm wondering what to do next, someone sneakily comes in and ties one booted foot to my dance pole. I don't notice til I try to walk away. Now stuck to the pole, I realise I can't undo the ropes, so my best chance is to get my foot out of the boot. But it won't come out, even when I use the boot jack! With one boot stuck onto my foot, the best I can do is to get the other boot off and use it to try to hook my handcuff key off the floor. Though with one boot on, and one boot off, this is only the beginning of the struggle. My boots are SO DIFFICULT!