Custom video! Per the buyer's description: a tiny, quarter-inch nerd (you!) turns up in my house and almost gets stepped on by my massive Docs. When I finally notice you, I realize that you're embarrassing yourself by trying to ask me out! Since you're way too small, I decide to test you and see if you can really handle what you're asking for. First I step on you with my shiny Docs, then kick them off and grind you into the carpet with my socks, and finally, decide to let you feel my bare soles. Of course, you don't hold up so good during this, but you'll have to watch to see whether you make it out in one piece.