Want to play a game? Let's masturbate together, with the addition of a little twist - we'll make it a little harder with a quick-draw challenge!
Rules are as follows: I randomly pretend to shoot you - if you're a faster draw than me, I have to go limp and stop masturbating while you continue. If I win, however, then you have to fall over and watch me masturbate victoriously.
Rounds continue until one of us suffers le petit mort. Think you're up for the challenge